RHS is a group of three youngsters. We have realized that the people of our age-group have a raw and unblemished creativity. Thus, to push on this creativity in the field of literature, we have created this blog to post our writings. Even you can post your write-ups on our blog. Just let your imagination on the loose, it is already at the end of the tether.
June 28, 2010
Saurav- He died for us
June 27, 2010
Parents know best
“I cannot repeat a class, it’s below my dignity” I told my mother as we were going home. “But its don bosco your life will get settled believe me I know what’s good for you.” I thought she doesn’t know what’s good for me. I had studied for 7 years in that school. I was favorite of my friends and of teachers but then it was my mother her decision was final. I reached home and sat with my books after a nap of 30 minutes. She came to my room an said “close these books and start preparing for your entrance test.” I felt my body burning with fire but I was helpless. I always wanted to be in don bosco but not at cost of 1 year. Next day was my exam at dbs. I went inside the school and looked up it was a magnificent one. Flushing garden and 3 buildings interconnected with each other. Two basketball courts and a ground which spread were over an area of about 1000 square feet. I felt great and when I climbed up the srairs I saw about 50 classrooms and long corridors. It was all that I wanted. I went to give the test which included three papers – math’s, English, g.k. My exam went nice as I had expected because I was one year low. The results came after 4 days. I was selected in the 180 boys. There were more 10 boys. The next day was the interview and I was too excited. We reached there and then my interview started. I was very confident while speaking and answered all questions. It was not bookish questions. It was all logical. I got admission in don bosco my dream schools but at cost of 1 year. But that one year did not much mind to me because now my base is very strong. I can speak fluent English and I have also made my own personality. I could do this all because my parents. They pushed me into this school and now when I think of the day my mother told me about the vacancy I cannot remember why I told that I will not go into this school. I know the fact very well now that “PARENTS KNOW BEST”
June 26, 2010
Saurav- Parents
June 25, 2010
Takat Can - skit
Director: Arey, cameraman kitni der laga rahe ho. Javed mera muh kyun tak raha hai? Main kya Katrina Kaif hu? Chal, ye chair utha. [he takes a step back and falls down by the chair.]
Javed: Sir aap niche kya kar rahe hai? [he bends down]
Director: Abe saale tujhe chair hatane bola tha na! Javed: sir ap gir kaise gaye? Tum log uthao sirji ko! Kya kar rahe ho? [Javed helps him up]
Director:kya batau? In kamino ne mera bheja fry kar ke rakh diya! Kis jungle se utha laya inko?
Javed: sir, nau baj gaye hai. Saare audition dene wale bahar khade hai. Hamein jaldi se jaldi shurwat karni hogi. [everyone says ‘ready’][javed exits]
Director: javed, pehle admi ko bula. [he wipes his head and sits down. OPM enters]
Director: Nam?
OPM: [coughs, does hairing style.] Main Om Prakash Makhi-ja!
Director: Om shanti om ke set se bhag aaya?
OPM: Nahi, sir mere bapu makhi marne mein black belt the. Bas, ‘MAKHI-JA’ ka chap pad gaya.
Director: Chal, is table pe se ‘takat can’ utha, pi, apna stunts dikha aur bol, “Ye hai Takat can. Takat can! Ise pijiye aur ho jaiye Shaktishali. Maine apnaya hai, aap bhi apnaaiye.
[He drinks, then does....] OPM: ye hai takat can. Isse double battery single power ban jata hai single battery double power. Ye hame deti hai takat jisse ham makhi mar sakte hai. All out, Mortein aur kachua chap sab iske aage fail hai!! Mere bapu ne apnaya tha, aap bhi apnaiye!!
Director: CUT CUT CUT! Apne papaji ka publicity stunt kar raha hai? Chal, phut yaha se! Cameraman, camera roll javed dusra aadmi ko bula.
Director: Tumhara naam?
Rkswma: Main... rkswma! Bole to ram Krishna Sharma wangdu muthusami ayer
Rkswma: [clims on a chair and tries to jump but falls down] d-d-dekha! Dekha iska kamal! Ye drink mein 50% aluminium hai, 30% copper hai aur 20% zinc hai jisse ek aadmi ko 100 ATP energy milta hai!
Director: Goti... Kalti mar!! Javed tu kis kis namune ko utha laya hai? Agle bande ko bula!
[NRI comes in a torn dress. After sum time and director is waiting]
NRI: Hi, i m NRI.
Director: non residential indian
Nri – no no non required indian
Director – yaha kya kar raha hain
NRI: fanta ka signal loud bunking is allowd
Director: achcha chal- chorus!
NRI: Takat can... takat can...takat can....can, can, can!
Director: arey age to bol
Nri – sorry, meri ma ne mujhe sirf takat can bolna sikhakar bheja hain
director – agley aadmi ko bula
Handa: Main hun Handa from stuntmania.
Director: Wah! Tumhe to achche stunts ate honge! Chalo, koi to kam ka hai!
[he drinks][everyone comes in at once]
Everyone stand in a queue and director also
Police enters frm back : nikalo in sab k bahar ye sab fake directors hain
[everyone runs away and director and javed s der]
Police : dikhao apna certificate
Javed : wo to nahi hain
Police : chalo jail ki hawa khane ab batata hun tum log ko
Nri : bas agar koi coming to i moving and if i moving den thing stage kapkapaing and if stage kapkapaing den u all falling and if u all falling den dis stage breaking and if dis stage breaking den no tdf hoing and dis i not bardashing .
Javed : arey hindi me bol
Nri : jab jab suraj chand rahega don bosco mein students ko sahi raaste pe lane ke liye teachers rahega.
DRAMA
Scene 1
[Class 12, class 1 and class 7 students meet at a crossroad. Javed is an illiterate orphan. He is sleeping in the middle of the crossroad. It is night. The students have run away from their homes.]
Class7 [seeing the other students] : Arey bhaiyon. Itne raat me kaha ja rahe ho.
Class 12 : Jahan ye raste hume le chale. Sach bolu to, ghar se bhag ke aya hu. paa ne kitna samjhaya par maine nahi samjha.
Class 7: Meri ma to mujhe piche se dekh rahi thi aur mujhe rokne ke bajaye au au jarke acting kar rahi thi.
[after silence. ]
Class 12: arey tum kuch kyun nahi bolte. Mere pa ne mujhe samjhaya aur iski ma to… khair chodo.. tumhare bare me batao…
Class 4: ab kya batau. Apke pas pa hai aur uske pas ma hai. Mere pas to sirf rahul raj hai. Jo apne doston ke saath hame chodkar ja raha hai. To mere pas bhi to alternative nahi hai… isliye mai bhi bhag aya.
Javed: Rat ke dhai baje! Teen bhagode bane! Mujhe dost mile! Aisi rat kab kab aye!
Javed: mai chai leke ata hu… tum log aaram visram karo.[they sit. Class 7 pulls up his pant]
Javed comes and sits and keeps the tea aside.
Javed: par tum bhage kyu ho?
Class 4: mere ma bap mujhe bahut ladh pyar se rakhte hai…Par mujhe ghar se bahar akele jane ki ijajat nahi. Ma sochti hai mai bachcha hu. Kaun unhe samjhaye ki mai chij kya hu?
Class 7: mere ghar ki halat kuch alag hai. Javed: uska jhalak hai?
Class 7: ha, dekho!
Scene 2:
Parent: Padhne bath jao, yamraj ke dut! Javed : ye to hai papa ka bhut!
Class 7: padhai ho gayi hai, pa! dost Keh rahe hai- “jaldi a!”
Javed: warna?
Class 7: Warna kya? Khidki se uthake le jayenge mujhe. Aur de denge ek dose to paa!
Javed: achcha!
[Parent goes out.}
Javed: chai to piyo bhaiyo.. [He gives the tea]
Class 12: chi! Kaha se laya hai! Hai kitni kadak! Javed: Utha laya hu from the sadak!
They all throw it away!
Class 12: Chai to thi itni bakwas! Ab lao kuch jhakkass!
Javed brings soda…
Class 12: Ab khula hai mera ye tijori… Ye soda hi thi iski dori… to dekho!
Parent comes and says : apni jindagi ke liye kuch socha hai… ya hamesha meri hi kamai par jina hai…
Javed: Nahi, sir… ise to sirf soda pina hai…
Class 12: Arey papa! Mushkil to wo Tina hai! Uske bina jina bhi kya jina hai!
Parent: Tina ko chod! Jina ko madod! Khol deta hu tere cabin ka door!
Javed: Sir, waha ye sirf karega tod phod!
Parent goes out.
Javed : arey mere teen dosto aapki life to hain out of control! Chalo bajata hu ab. masti ka dhol!