June 28, 2010

Saurav- He died for us

He died for us
[‘Yet Christ let his powers rest’ edited]
That night, cold and wet, was sorrowful and ominous,                               
The sky was rumbling and thundering; it was pouring too.                       
The world witnessed the rise of Jesus, the Redeemer                                 
On the cross- crowned a thorny ‘coronet of jealousy’-                                        
Not like a saviour, but like someone traitorous.                                          
He was crucified; treated as a criminal too!                                                 
It broke the devoted hearts of many a griever;                                           
Yet Christ hung there statue-like, a rag full of courtesy!                               

Man seemed to be the arbitrator- declaring Gods!                                    
“Blasphemy, consecration and Baptism are child’s play.                               
We can frame our own Christ, our own Joseph and Peter,                     
We can make our own Bible, devise commandments afresh,                  
We can time the sun, tune nature to our special chords,                         
We can create life and destroy too,” haughtily they say.                         
Christ heard it all; yet his composure didn’t deter                                    
He was spat upon but remained calm- Why bother the mesh?              

He didn’t grumble nor did he cry but accepted                                           
His scourging silently. He couldn’t breathe, he gasped for air,                  
And yet he managed to speak and spoke some simple tags                      
"Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do,"-blissful!                 
"My God, My God, why have you forsaken me?”-blighted!                               
"Father, into your hands I commit my spirit!"-sincere!                                      
The red blood covered the iron and spoiled the rags,                                 
 Yet he made such a bona fide sacrifice! Rueful!                                        

Christ meant Messiah and many people flocked to him.                         
Fearing a rebellion, the ‘King of Jews’ was caught                                
And held among the blessed Gardens of Gethsemane.                        
Six trials failed and condemned Jesus to endless torment.               
He was attired in a purple robe, his mates were slim                          
All had fled in fear- Christ was in a terrible lot.                                       
For our sake, he tolerated the vicious pain;                                          
When expected to raise his sword, he went for atonement.                 

Golgotha was appointed, outside Jerusalem                                        
And Jesus carried the cross there, where he was nailed to it.         
The best of sacrifices ever made was held there                               
With far onlookers moaning grievously at the event.                       
Mother and Magalene filled the immortal emblem                        
Of his family. For three hours, the sky gleamingly lit,                    
And the next half was buried in a big dark layer.                             
Christ lived torture though it could be easily prevented.                  

Two criminals flanked him on the left and on the right,                     
They were in rigorous pain and sought for Christ’s assistance       
‘If you are truly the Messiah’ they said ‘save us’                              
Christ thus performed his last noble act- they died pain-freely       
So perished the ‘Chosen One’ under the divine light,                
And atop his head was ‘This is the king of the Jews’ lanced.          
The name of the place “Place of the skull,” gave the last hush      
“It is finished” Christ muttered as his soul fluttered freely.             


June 27, 2010

Parents know best

It was one summer day I came out of my school bus with my bag hanging at one side of my back and on the other my cricket kit. My mother was waiting for me at my stand, I went to her and she told me “there’s a vacancy at don bosco.” I got very happy as I always dreamt of it that I was studying in that institution. But before I could expand my happiness my mother continued “but there’s no vacancy in your class its one below you are in.” And my bat slipped of. It looked that it shared with me my emotion.
“I cannot repeat a class, it’s below my dignity” I told my mother as we were going home. “But its don bosco your life will get settled believe me I know what’s good for you.” I thought she doesn’t know what’s good for me. I had studied for 7 years in that school. I was favorite of my friends and of teachers but then it was my mother her decision was final. I reached home and sat with my books after a nap of 30 minutes. She came to my room an said “close these books and start preparing for your entrance test.” I felt my body burning with fire but I was helpless. I always wanted to be in don bosco but not at cost of 1 year. Next day was my exam at dbs. I went inside the school and looked up it was a magnificent one. Flushing garden and 3 buildings interconnected with each other. Two basketball courts and a ground which spread were over an area of about 1000 square feet. I felt great and when I climbed up the srairs I saw about 50 classrooms and long corridors. It was all that I wanted. I went to give the test which included three papers – math’s, English, g.k. My exam went nice as I had expected because I was one year low. The results came after 4 days. I was selected in the 180 boys. There were more 10 boys. The next day was the interview and I was too excited. We reached there and then my interview started. I was very confident while speaking and answered all questions. It was not bookish questions. It was all logical. I got admission in don bosco my dream schools but at cost of 1 year. But that one year did not much mind to me because now my base is very strong. I can speak fluent English and I have also made my own personality. I could do this all because my parents. They pushed me into this school and now when I think of the day my mother told me about the vacancy I cannot remember why I told that I will not go into this school. I know the fact very well now that “PARENTS KNOW BEST”

June 26, 2010

Harsh's pics

I liked this pic very much.....

Saurav- Parents

You appealed to God for me,
I was given to you forever;
You brought me to experience a wonderful life
Or else I would be here never.

You gave knowledge to my empty brain.
You enlightened me with good thoughts
I was given the worldly care
With which all the evil I fought.

All that you have given me
Has taught me to share
I will also help you with gee;
By giving you whatever you will need more

You expect great things from me
Don’t worry! I’ll be;
I will never give up
I always tell you, you see

I devote myself to oyu
Close your eyes and you will see
Search hither and thither
There I will always be.

Please order thou;
Thy has been ready to serve thee,
After caring for me so much
All will be given back to thee.

June 25, 2010

Takat Can - skit

Director: Arey, cameraman kitni der laga rahe ho. Javed mera muh kyun tak raha hai? Main kya Katrina Kaif hu? Chal, ye chair utha. [he takes a step back and falls down by the chair.]

Javed: Sir aap niche kya kar rahe hai? [he bends down]

Director: Abe saale tujhe chair hatane bola tha na! Javed: sir ap gir kaise gaye? Tum log uthao sirji ko! Kya kar rahe ho? [Javed helps him up]

Director:kya batau? In kamino ne mera bheja fry kar ke rakh diya! Kis jungle se utha laya inko?

Javed: sir, nau baj gaye hai. Saare audition dene wale bahar khade hai. Hamein jaldi se jaldi shurwat karni hogi. [everyone says ‘ready’][javed exits]

Director: javed, pehle admi ko bula. [he wipes his head and sits down. OPM enters]

Director: Nam?

OPM: [coughs, does hairing style.] Main Om Prakash Makhi-ja!

Director: Om shanti om ke set se bhag aaya?

OPM: Nahi, sir mere bapu makhi marne mein black belt the. Bas, ‘MAKHI-JA’ ka chap pad gaya.

Director: Chal, is table pe se ‘takat can’ utha, pi, apna stunts dikha aur bol, “Ye hai Takat can. Takat can! Ise pijiye aur ho jaiye Shaktishali. Maine apnaya hai, aap bhi apnaaiye.

[He drinks, then does....] OPM: ye hai takat can. Isse double battery single power ban jata hai single battery double power. Ye hame deti hai takat jisse ham makhi mar sakte hai. All out, Mortein aur kachua chap sab iske aage fail hai!! Mere bapu ne apnaya tha, aap bhi apnaiye!!

Director: CUT CUT CUT! Apne papaji ka publicity stunt kar raha hai? Chal, phut yaha se! Cameraman, camera roll javed dusra aadmi ko bula.

Director: Tumhara naam?

Rkswma: Main... rkswma! Bole to ram Krishna Sharma wangdu muthusami ayer

Rkswma: [clims on a chair and tries to jump but falls down] d-d-dekha! Dekha iska kamal! Ye drink mein 50% aluminium hai, 30% copper hai aur 20% zinc hai jisse ek aadmi ko 100 ATP energy milta hai!

Director: Goti... Kalti mar!! Javed tu kis kis namune ko utha laya hai? Agle bande ko bula!

[NRI comes in a torn dress. After sum time and director is waiting]

NRI: Hi, i m NRI.

Director: non residential indian

Nri – no no non required indian

Director – yaha kya kar raha hain

NRI: fanta ka signal loud bunking is allowd

Director: achcha chal- chorus!

NRI: Takat can... takat can...takat can....can, can, can!

Director: arey age to bol

Nri – sorry, meri ma ne mujhe sirf takat can bolna sikhakar bheja hain

director – agley aadmi ko bula

Handa: Main hun Handa from stuntmania.

Director: Wah! Tumhe to achche stunts ate honge! Chalo, koi to kam ka hai!
[he drinks][everyone comes in at once]

Everyone stand in a queue and director also

Police enters frm back : nikalo in sab k bahar ye sab fake directors hain

[everyone runs away and director and javed s der]

Police : dikhao apna certificate

Javed : wo to nahi hain

Police : chalo jail ki hawa khane ab batata hun tum log ko

Nri : bas agar koi coming to i moving and if i moving den thing stage kapkapaing and if stage kapkapaing den u all falling and if u all falling den dis stage breaking and if dis stage breaking den no tdf hoing and dis i not bardashing .

Javed : arey hindi me bol

Nri : jab jab suraj chand rahega don bosco mein students ko sahi raaste pe lane ke liye teachers rahega.


DRAMA

Scene 1

[Class 12, class 1 and class 7 students meet at a crossroad. Javed is an illiterate orphan. He is sleeping in the middle of the crossroad. It is night. The students have run away from their homes.]

Class7 [seeing the other students] : Arey bhaiyon. Itne raat me kaha ja rahe ho.

Class 12 : Jahan ye raste hume le chale. Sach bolu to, ghar se bhag ke aya hu. paa ne kitna samjhaya par maine nahi samjha.

Class 7: Meri ma to mujhe piche se dekh rahi thi aur mujhe rokne ke bajaye au au jarke acting kar rahi thi.

[after silence. ]

Class 12: arey tum kuch kyun nahi bolte. Mere pa ne mujhe samjhaya aur iski ma to… khair chodo.. tumhare bare me batao…

Class 4: ab kya batau. Apke pas pa hai aur uske pas ma hai. Mere pas to sirf rahul raj hai. Jo apne doston ke saath hame chodkar ja raha hai. To mere pas bhi to alternative nahi hai… isliye mai bhi bhag aya.

Javed: Rat ke dhai baje! Teen bhagode bane! Mujhe dost mile! Aisi rat kab kab aye!

Javed: mai chai leke ata hu… tum log aaram visram karo.[they sit. Class 7 pulls up his pant]

Javed comes and sits and keeps the tea aside.

Javed: par tum bhage kyu ho?

Class 4: mere ma bap mujhe bahut ladh pyar se rakhte hai…Par mujhe ghar se bahar akele jane ki ijajat nahi. Ma sochti hai mai bachcha hu. Kaun unhe samjhaye ki mai chij kya hu?

Class 7: mere ghar ki halat kuch alag hai. Javed: uska jhalak hai?

Class 7: ha, dekho!

Scene 2:

Parent: Padhne bath jao, yamraj ke dut! Javed : ye to hai papa ka bhut!

Class 7: padhai ho gayi hai, pa! dost Keh rahe hai- “jaldi a!”

Javed: warna?

Class 7: Warna kya? Khidki se uthake le jayenge mujhe. Aur de denge ek dose to paa!

Javed: achcha!

[Parent goes out.}

Javed: chai to piyo bhaiyo.. [He gives the tea]

Class 12: chi! Kaha se laya hai! Hai kitni kadak! Javed: Utha laya hu from the sadak!

They all throw it away!

Class 12: Chai to thi itni bakwas! Ab lao kuch jhakkass!

Javed brings soda…

Class 12: Ab khula hai mera ye tijori… Ye soda hi thi iski dori… to dekho!

Parent comes and says : apni jindagi ke liye kuch socha hai… ya hamesha meri hi kamai par jina hai…

Javed: Nahi, sir… ise to sirf soda pina hai…

Class 12: Arey papa! Mushkil to wo Tina hai! Uske bina jina bhi kya jina hai!

Parent: Tina ko chod! Jina ko madod! Khol deta hu tere cabin ka door!

Javed: Sir, waha ye sirf karega tod phod!

Parent goes out.

Javed : arey mere teen dosto aapki life to hain out of control! Chalo bajata hu ab. masti ka dhol!

June 24, 2010

Saurav- A picnic that ended in disaster

“A horde of elephants!” cried Gulu. I was unnerved. The cacophany muffled all the other pleas. The day hit the skids as the rain came down in pellets.
The day was quite balmy when we had hit the road. A picnic was a great idea. But the location was faulty. We had started off well with reposeful music flowing through our ears, at times lounging under the gratifying boughs of the scanty trees, throwing frisbees at each other which frequently got lost in the grasses. Then we had a good trek around the plantations of the area. By and by, the blue sky turned grey and threatened the six picnickers and now there was this new peril looming over them.
Presenlty, the beasts appeared maddened by the thunder and lightning, their large and wild forms scattering ominous signals everywhere. They were moving slowly but the thunder was accelerating them. I gathered my wits and cried, “Run to the car!” Luckily, the eldest of us, Ravi had brought his car with him. We amassed our bric-a-brac hurriedly but we got no time to take our food which was yet untouched. “Phew! Picnic just means a meal outdoors! We have had everything but that!” I exclaimed despondently. The others too were gloomy. But the emotion that was welling within us was fear. “They are just behind us!” cried Jaggu. These words were fearful.
Ravi drove recklessly. The grass was blinding him. He had lost knowledge of the road as well as the sense of direction. The bumpy road kept us holding on to our seats. I barely dared to turn an eye. I clung onto the seat’s cover for dear life and prayed. Ravi just drove away from those hulking beasts. Gradually, the grass thinned out and then faded. Ravi slowed down and halted. There was something wrong out there. The beasts were fast approaching. Another roll of thunder made us jump from our seats. Jaggu and Gulu disembarked and went for an inspection. They came back with awed faces. “It is a dead end,” Jaggu murmurred. “There is a gorge out there,” said Gulu. “Now what do we do?” Ravi asked. My head began spinning. My heart was forcing me to give up to the fear and dread but I held on my tears. “Let us go right,” suggested Sukhia, speaking for the first time.
I weighed our chances and found that they were very less. Getting down into the canyon was unthinkable- the rain would wash us off. Turning back was like suicide. The elephants were great in number. If we would succeed in avoiding the elephants, the elephants would have to take some other route. The chaos could madden them more. That meant there was little possibility of survivng even if they turned right or left. “We will not go anywhere. By the time we start, they will be upon us. So, we will give up our lives into the hands of our dear fate and lie down!” I said to them. Startled, they gazed at me as I asked Ravi to step off the car. “I will hide the car in the grasses and come back. Till then, all of you have to lie back and wait.” “But isn’t it dangerous. It would be better if we turned right or left!” Sukhia objected. “Turning right or left is also not safe. First of all, we don’t have much time and then the elephants are also going to go right or left when they reach this point. “You mind calling them filthy beasts?” asked Ravi. “You mind getting off and saving our time and lives!” I cried furiously. I wrapped up with my work in a matter of a few seconds. When I returned, I saw their sprawled but tensed figures. They had understood my plan. Choosing a drier spot, I lay down and closed my eyes. The rumbling was closing in on us. My heart was palpitating. The wretchedness held my breath. It was the first time I realised the Dark Angel that is always hovering over us. “Tomorrow’s healdines will be- Six picnickers die of elephant rampage,” said Sukhia. “Shut up! God will listen to us. This can’t be the end. Can’t you keep quiet even at this moment?” Gulu demanded. I felt dreadful. Commenting in this way at this moment of time was chivalrous. I decided to praise him but then voted against it. The time was fast approaching. A cold wind swept past us. Then it came, their loud thud shaking us. “Lord Ganesha! Save us!” cried Jaggu suddenly. I saw Jaggu getting up and kneeling towards the elephants. Then there was a loud crushing sound. Then there was nothingness… zilch.
The next time when I opened my eyes, I looked into the hollow faces of five friends. “We got through… but the car was unfortunate,” someone mumbled.           

Harsh- My life's greatest contribution

I was so pale and trembling
Seeing my national flag falling,
A gun with four bullets seemed useless
Because my hands were utterly helpless.

I thought, “Why? Let’s try.”
And the answer’s “No need to try!”
I saw myself pale in color
But somewhere was alive the tricolor

I got the order “Pull that flag down!”
My trembling hands thwarted the crown,
As I aimed my gun a little bit high
And shot the officer who made my INDIA cry.

A sense of relief ran down me
The dead British I could clearly see
Three bullets penetrated me
And I died painlessly

Because I had proved myself a true INDIAN.  

Harsh- All that is, is marks

480 marks; by this much I was lacking behind.
All my friends went by, leaving me alone,
Isolation was consistently unsettling my mind
And all this was still changing tone-

First ten rank-holders were just allowed
I had not a chance to give a shout; 
 Who dreamt to be there, were overlooked!
Their marks had got their tickets booked.

‘Why am I not like them?’ a question flashed,
‘I have what I had sown’ let the answer run
‘There are many capabilities’ sorry it dashed;
Is marks considered to decide who has won? 

The principle that the Principal gave was discipline,
I thought it would matter more, so I got it clean,
Yet that man said- ‘480 marks are the reason’,
And marks are considered to decide who has won.

Saurav- Yet, Christ let his powers rest

The night was cold and wet;
Furious the heavenly skies
On the cross was the Redemeer’s rise
 Who had not revealed his powers yet.

The barmy man seemed himself
More glorious than his Father!
And even wiser than his Mother;
Yet, Christ denied uncovering his true self.

He hung there like a worn-out rag
And a ‘crown of prejudice’ on his head
Mother moaning as she had bred.
Did Christ then raise his powers’ sag?

His hand bled- the red blood
Covered the iron in his arms;
Two men- kindly he charms.
And yet he let not his powers flood.

Not a piece of attire on his chest,
Whole day he waited for Death;
Or rather, death waited for his breath;
But Christ let his powers rest.

Saurav- How'zz that...!!

A bowler was bowling with all his might,
Napo, the batsman had his eyes shut tight.
The ball took off like a flight.
Though Napo knew only one shot.
He was thinking which would be right,
He was bowled out!
Mukund, the bowler appealed very loud;
 But Navin, the umpire’s mind was out,
He was thinking why Mukund had to shout,
Without seeing the wickets, he said “Not out”
Angry Mukund wanted to fight,
And to give ‘Chokeslam’ with all his might.
But Navin still thought that his decision was right.

Saurav- Tushar Jain goes to Spain

Tushar Jain,
The world’s greatest sane
Had to bear the pain
To go to Spain
For escaping from rain.
He crossed the lane;
Cut his mane;
Ran on the plain;
Once and again;
Went past the crane;
Booked a plane;
It crashed into a train.
He broke the chain;
With his cane;
And over the Danes;
Towards Spain;
But at last, he was in vain
For Spain had encountered rain.

Saurav- The treasures of life

My pal learnt that he was adopted,
It entirely displaced his senses,
To forsake his home, he was prompted
But he apprehended the places.
I was totally concerned for him;
And fatally broke all of it to-
My daring mother, my stomach churned
Our friendship hatched in pieces two.
I turned towards possibilities
And searched it thoroughly for the keys;
I could find none, save a horrid one-
By giving him away, I had won.
But that gave me none the more pleasure,
And my misery had no measure!

Saurav- The golden spell

India’s history is beset with glory
It’s present? Only vice-
Future is yet unholy.
All this would forlornly suffice
To fill the nation’s pages, incessant
With twisted rise and fall
Legends, of kings and ministers pleasant-
Hovering at their hall.
Now, it is the people’s spell
To amend what doesn’t flatter,
The only requisite is to tell
The folks to rebel all that what quarter-
The shockingly “ceased” incessant,
The Golden Sparrow- India.

Saurav- Please forgive me

Fury and anger are our enemies
I think I realized this a bit late,
Rage overcame me
And I disappointed all my mates.

The mistake that I had made
Was not accepted by me,
I was very upset and tired
So please forgive me.

I scolded all my dearest friends
Even though I didn’t have the permission,
Then I worked out penance
Because I had all the reasons.

Please don’t get angry
Please don’t leave me,
I know it was my fault
So please forgive me.

I will be a true friend again
That’s my promise to you,
Till in December it will rain
I will not leave you.

Saurav- The reign of terror

I see the world of tomorrow…

The world will be destroyed,
When terror will reign
And people will blood bath:
So terrorists will be sayin’

There will be blood sport of people;
Dead bodies will be leashed
They’ll be cleaned up by the sweeper,
And all the houses will be sealed.

Man against man!
And country against country!
People against people!
And religion against religion!

Rapid gunshots will be heard,
As well as bomb blasts and grenades;
The cries of the people unconcerned
As the nature’s beauty fades.

Dead bodies will be hanged on roadside trees
After death too there will be no peace;
The earth will be bloodstained
The terror will never cease.

All happiness will be cleaned,
Millions of people will die;
Everything will be ruined
And there will be no one left to cry.

Man against man!
Son against father!
Brother against brother!
And all families will be shattered!

I am horrified but I keep on looking…
Here the story does not end,
As we all know that truth always wins
So the story will repeat itself;
As peace forgives all the sins.

The violence will corrupt the men
The peace will bring them back.
The power of corruption will slowly diminish.
And the truth will have the terrorists sacked!

Man will join hands with man,
Father will forgive his son
Brothers will start loving each other
As the terror will come down to none. 

Saurav- It's time to write a poem!

When in a sombre nature
Or the antipode- a jolly tenor.
Dealt with below your stature
And positioned to a kingly manor,
The outcoming grief is curbed.
Watching a scene of an orphan disturbed,

Morning time, when nature plays
And discloses its pretty little wings,
When, gravely, a baptist prays
And your chest produces unworldly things,
When you meet a long lost mate
And find that his love has turned into hate,

With happy plans, parents come
But a mischief gives you their horrid scold,
Then, if anger turns you plum
And you stop all talk forcing them to fold
 Death of a love eats you up
Or jingoism cancels daily sups,

And tranquil is the present,
And you have a calm heart throbbing in you,
Then sit under the crescent,
And compose a little poem or two.
You will be read by many
And passing time will provide you plenty.

Saurav- It

Just as slowly as a raindrop falls,
‘IT’ came to me with open arms
I knew ‘IT’ had heard my calls
For ‘IT’ had come in steady trots.

I knew the words ‘eternal love’
But still I hesitated to speak;
‘IT’ was dressed as a dove,
With a flower in its beak.

‘IT’ halted by me with her timid smile,
A beauty that I had never seen
The words had gathered in a pile,
Whose weight stooped me dpwn.

I emptied my heart of the last word,
‘IT’ knew; ‘IT’ had found ‘eternal love’
All the words were clearly heard,
And ‘IT’ hugged me and moved closer.

But then I showed reluctance for ‘IT’
Because I had recognised-
I knew Death was ‘IT’,
And Death had found ‘eternal love’ with me.

Saurav- Elysium

With a silent and a beautiful environ on the first step,
And a soul-stirring scene of great jubilance,
I entered through the gates as the evil dep;
And saw a panorama; it induced holiness.
That is the chroncle of my canonized entrance.

As I trod the rest of my steps, angels received me;
And the nightingale with its mellifluous song,
Filled my heart with the melody of Elysium.
Beholding the beauty of the landscape, I ceased  
To see the Divine messenger ready to hail me.

I halted for a jiffy and blasted into the elegance,
Seeing the stars beckoning me- “stay back”,
I reflected in the first instance;
But decided to do what I was willing,
I stayed.

The angel took me into her arms,
I breathed into the Valhalla fragrance;
She showed me the power of her charms
And I breathed my last.

As my psyche was leaving me;
She left a message unconveyed,
Upon which- later on- I pondered
It was that the spirit had plied my skin;
To drive away Lucifer.