Director: Arey, cameraman kitni der laga rahe ho. Javed mera muh kyun tak raha hai? Main kya Katrina Kaif hu? Chal, ye chair utha. [he takes a step back and falls down by the chair.]
Javed: Sir aap niche kya kar rahe hai? [he bends down]
Director: Abe saale tujhe chair hatane bola tha na! Javed: sir ap gir kaise gaye? Tum log uthao sirji ko! Kya kar rahe ho? [Javed helps him up]
Director:kya batau? In kamino ne mera bheja fry kar ke rakh diya! Kis jungle se utha laya inko?
Javed: sir, nau baj gaye hai. Saare audition dene wale bahar khade hai. Hamein jaldi se jaldi shurwat karni hogi. [everyone says ‘ready’][javed exits]
Director: javed, pehle admi ko bula. [he wipes his head and sits down. OPM enters]
Director: Nam?
OPM: [coughs, does hairing style.] Main Om Prakash Makhi-ja!
Director: Om shanti om ke set se bhag aaya?
OPM: Nahi, sir mere bapu makhi marne mein black belt the. Bas, ‘MAKHI-JA’ ka chap pad gaya.
Director: Chal, is table pe se ‘takat can’ utha, pi, apna stunts dikha aur bol, “Ye hai Takat can. Takat can! Ise pijiye aur ho jaiye Shaktishali. Maine apnaya hai, aap bhi apnaaiye.
[He drinks, then does....] OPM: ye hai takat can. Isse double battery single power ban jata hai single battery double power. Ye hame deti hai takat jisse ham makhi mar sakte hai. All out, Mortein aur kachua chap sab iske aage fail hai!! Mere bapu ne apnaya tha, aap bhi apnaiye!!
Director: CUT CUT CUT! Apne papaji ka publicity stunt kar raha hai? Chal, phut yaha se! Cameraman, camera roll javed dusra aadmi ko bula.
Director: Tumhara naam?
Rkswma: Main... rkswma! Bole to ram Krishna Sharma wangdu muthusami ayer
Rkswma: [clims on a chair and tries to jump but falls down] d-d-dekha! Dekha iska kamal! Ye drink mein 50% aluminium hai, 30% copper hai aur 20% zinc hai jisse ek aadmi ko 100 ATP energy milta hai!
Director: Goti... Kalti mar!! Javed tu kis kis namune ko utha laya hai? Agle bande ko bula!
[NRI comes in a torn dress. After sum time and director is waiting]
NRI: Hi, i m NRI.
Director: non residential indian
Nri – no no non required indian
Director – yaha kya kar raha hain
NRI: fanta ka signal loud bunking is allowd
Director: achcha chal- chorus!
NRI: Takat can... takat can...takat can....can, can, can!
Director: arey age to bol
Nri – sorry, meri ma ne mujhe sirf takat can bolna sikhakar bheja hain
director – agley aadmi ko bula
Handa: Main hun Handa from stuntmania.
Director: Wah! Tumhe to achche stunts ate honge! Chalo, koi to kam ka hai!
[he drinks][everyone comes in at once]
Everyone stand in a queue and director also
Police enters frm back : nikalo in sab k bahar ye sab fake directors hain
[everyone runs away and director and javed s der]
Police : dikhao apna certificate
Javed : wo to nahi hain
Police : chalo jail ki hawa khane ab batata hun tum log ko
Nri : bas agar koi coming to i moving and if i moving den thing stage kapkapaing and if stage kapkapaing den u all falling and if u all falling den dis stage breaking and if dis stage breaking den no tdf hoing and dis i not bardashing .
Javed : arey hindi me bol
Nri : jab jab suraj chand rahega don bosco mein students ko sahi raaste pe lane ke liye teachers rahega.
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